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Posted in 21 august 2010
Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , Louisiana . One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town and he agrees. They manage to s
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Posted in 13 june 2010
One of the best stand-up comedians - Eddie Izzard - comments on history & religion... and he is right.
Edward John "Eddie" Izzard (born February 7, 1962) is a double Emmy-winning English stand-up comedian and actor. His comedy style is expressed in rambling, whimsical monologue and self-referential pantomime.
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Posted in 26 may 2010
Some geeks awaiting the watch Star Trek episode 2 and a talking dog.
More info about this here.
The tags: Star Trek;
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Posted in 08 april 2010
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."
"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'&
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Posted in 01 april 2010
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It loo
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Posted in 12 march 2010
These are the top 20 5 Second Videos Presented by UPROXX.com and 5secondfilms.com.
The rules are simple: 2 seconds of beginning titles, 5 seconds of film, 1 second of end titles. If you take umbrage with these 5sfs running at an actual length of 8 seconds, we can only assume youre no fun at dinner parties.
The tags: 5 seconds film;
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Posted in 08 march 2010
AN ACTUAL PERSONAL AD from "SAVANNAH TRIBUNE" NEWSPAPER placed in december 2009
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me InDowntown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this ra
The tags: personal ad;
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Posted in 02 march 2010
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen: "What would you like for dinner, love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
He said, "Thank you; I'll have chicken."
She said "Are you kidding me, you're having soup. I was talking to the cat."
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Posted in 22 february 2010
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Posted in 16 february 2010
This is one of the cleverest e-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
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Posted in 15 february 2010
White Knight Chronicles is the first exclusive PS3 RPG by widely-acclaimed developer Level 5, responsible for such hits as Dragon Quest VIII and the Dark Cloud franchise. The game features online co-op, a massive world, a fun battle system, and the intricate Georama System which allows you to build your own town and even visit your friends' towns online!
The tags: white; knight; chronicles; hilarious; trailer; online; gameplay; Dragon Quest; Dark Cloud; Georama; system; PS3; PRG; game;
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Posted in 26 january 2010
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Posted in 23 january 2010
A few days before his proctological exam, a one-eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.
He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed his instructions, undressed and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's butt wasvarious that glass eye staring right back at him!
"You know," said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me
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Posted in 20 january 2010
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor,
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Posted in 19 january 2010
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details, or putting it another way.... Who's your Daddy?These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the fath
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Posted in 04 january 2010
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down " and "slow up " mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance " and "slim chan
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